Let's try the name game I've seen in someone else's blurty (ches?)
if you call me Ma. Concepcion... u're a new teacher i've just met
if you call me Ms. Melgarejo... u're one of my law teachers (calling me for recitation)
if you call me Melgareja... u're Mr. Go
if you call me Concepcion... u're one of my classmates in kindergarten and grades 1-3
if you call me Ate... u're my younger sis Jenny or my dad Pachi
if you call me Achi... u're my younger bro Joshua or my Mami
if you call me Doo... u're Pachi or Mami
if you call me Morian or Morr... u're Ches, Johna, Joel, Daniel, Gene Paul, Randy or Tin
if you call me Marian Welgarejo... u're Nylene
if you call me Mar-Mar... u're Charlotte
if you call me Maricon... u're Ms. Aquino
if you call me Connie... u're Mrs. Yray
if you call me Melgy or Melgs... u're Ana or PR
if you call me while singing "More International Cigarette"... u're Matz
if you call me Concha... u're Paul C.
if you call me Ma-ri-an... u're Tita Lorna, Tito Sam or Shiela
if you call me Mar-yan... u're one of my relatives living in Cavite
if you call me Maya... u're one those i've chatted at mirc
if you call me Cuz... u're Ate Joy
if you call me Baby... u're Kuya Dennis (dati pala yun)
if you call me Marian... u're one of everyone else i've not mentioned